January 2011
Anonymous asked: I hope he makes you happy
On Saturday
I kissed someone who looks like Joesph Gordon-levitt (the galdem didn’t agree but I think he’s a babe) now he’s text me and wants to take me for a meal. also hes super intelligent AND taller than me.
My loyal followers
recommend me a lovely/awesome song, I have 99p to spend on iTunes. make it a goody!
Really need to go the doctors about my one big hip...
Really aches and I’m starting to walk like a grandma, currently considering a Zimmer.
People who spell 'genius' as 'genious'.
and awkward as auchwad
Just remembered
I was told what I was called behind my back in work at my office party last night. foulest mood.
w00oo000ooo
Ive waited for this weekend for ages and ages. Ive got a new blouse, leather skirt, money and a half day in work. Alexandra Burke tonight! Mad mish in Cardiff Saturday. On a bad note my office smells like vomit today.
I don't really seriously hate anyone
But the woman who complained about my attitude in work can rot in the pits of hell. You’re the reason I can’t sleep tonight and I can feel an anxiety sick in my throat. Meeting about it tomorrow. fucking civil service cunts. She thinks I was rude? Il give her rude, il put my fag out on her eye next time I see her in the smoking shelter. IM A POLITE GIRL ALL THE TIME OK.
Going to see Alexandra Burke tomorrow night
And I can’t pissin wait
Never a frown
With golden brown
Anonymous asked: say something funny, you're good at that
caialed asked: (grumble grumble) well jess is dragging me out and its student night so every one will be out, need a change from swansea every once in a while aha, best have the tea ready for my arrival
caialed asked: (lets take this outside) but really, i think i'm coming down on the 5th so i'll come pick it up and chunder on some more wine
caialed asked: is my facewash still alive?
Soooo
Today was a mix, nearly overslept again but managed to heave myself up at 5 to 7, despite my lift picking me up at 7. got into work, did loads of laminating, binding took some minutes in a meeting, then my boss tells me some COW has made an official complaint about my ‘bad attitude towards her’ on the phone. Basically, she rang up for a code for a new security pass.. I do about 20 a...
Anonymous asked: Whos your fav band?
My friend just told me his mate Sam buca thinks...
he meant sambuca. bastard. I’m so slow..
Some of the gypsies have subtitles
SUBTITLES because they can’t even TALK gawwwwd
Big fat gypsy wedding
*oxygen wasting pickpocket sluts
I'm sick
Of being so nice. 99.9% of people give nothing back, I give advice, I chat to people, reply to people, ask how they are but I just get nothing?I live my life by ‘treat others how you would like to be treated yourself’ … but I guess thats just me.
Avoid has taken over.
convenientgods:
This is now becoming a more accurate depiction of my life.
snog then avoid is my life in 3 words
Does anyone have the new Iron and Wine album?
tjweaver:
if so is it any good?
had a little listen in work when it was released yesterday, had a preview email from iTunes. sounds beautiful just like the rest. (had to stop in case I cried in my office haha)
I love it when they mention the office of national...
I’m like w000000 reppin my homiez
That pizza was fousty
and now I feel seeeeek
Cooking a pizza that went out of date on the 13th
But its only cheese an tomato and I picked the mould so it’s ok… right?
Oh John Galliano
You’ve done it again!
First love, Last love, Only love
its only love.